If this guy was on every bus, the world would be a better place.
The video comes in sometime after a woman was talking trash to an NYC bus driver, blaming him for her lateness. This dude is not having it though. He explains to the woman why it's her fault in one of the most quotable diatribes of all time. He's like, "This is New York. Everybody late. Everybody." Truth.
As she keeps throwing a fit, he calls it like he sees it: "You know what it is? You upset because you got a b-llsh-t -ss job and you late to your b-llsh-t -ss job. You can't buy a car cause you got a b-llsh-t -ss job." This guy's a freaking SMH poet/philosopher. Like he understands human psychology, and he knows how to put things perfectly, because that's 100%, exactly what's going.
Seriously, he can say no wrong. He goes, "Don't be mad. Don't f-ck everybody else's day up. Poor lady got a wheelchair. She got on the bus with a wheelchair. That's why the bus is late. You gonna be mad at that?" Boom. How much more clear can you be? He even offers a solution to her problems: "Ask your boss for a raise. You can buy a car, and you won’t have to take the f-cking bus."
Then, after spitting all that gold and calling her the eff out, he just goes "I'ma probably get fired. I'm mad late. I don't even care. I'll get another job. I'm not going to get mad at the bus driver. It's my fault ... it ain't his fault."
How much more likable can one person be?
It's so funny when he jokingly says, "Yo go a little slower, driver. You're going too fast. Slow down a little bit. Getting motion sickness on the bus." I love this guy. This is the best call out ever. This dude needs to be around anytime someone is illegitimately complaining. Gold.
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