What this video goes to show is that if sharks were meant to be held by humans like fluffy dogs, we'd all own one.
As we all know, Mother Nature doesn’t work that way and we should NEVER take a shark out of water and hold it loosely, no matter its size. If you do decide to be a "shark whisperer," you may end up getting shredded like a packet of blended Monterrey Jack cheese, just like this guy did.
Looks like sharkey got the last bite.
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