‘MAKE YOUR FACE GREAT AGAIN’ WITH THIS MAKEUP TUTORIAL

“Trumping” is a lifesaver.

We’ve all heard Donald Trump’s presidential promise to “Make America Great Again” way too many times. Now his wonky slogan has inspired this hilarious “Make Your Face Great Again” makeup tutorial by Tess Paras for F-Comedy.

Watch as she slowly transforms her face into one of the most ridiculous looks you can imagine. But here’s the kicker – it’s Donald Trump’s everyday look! It doesn’t entail contouring, it doesn’t entail highlighting, it’s simply called “Trumping.”

First you whiten your face with a concealer that’s at least 10 times whiter than your actual skin tone. Basically, the more dehydrated you look – the better so don’t be afraid to pile that white stuff on. Just remember, the whiter the better.

For the lips you can be as “liberal” as you want with the same pale white concealer and make your mouth look like “you’ve been running it all day.” You’ll be done once you achieve that chapped anus look. Next up is your bronzer. It must be orange. Don’t even think about going with a brown or a tan or you’re really asking for it.

The last step is crucial. Grab a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, smash the shit out of it, and put that orange powder on your face like it’s going out of style.

Check out the video below to make sure you’re doing it white, err, right.

 

 

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